Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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