No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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