fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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