We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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