ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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