he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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