But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
only if we run a train.
done.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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