sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The air was thick with penises
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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