So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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