Will you blow on my dice?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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