There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
handjob tips. give me some.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I understand Curling. That high.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
