We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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