I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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