My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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