I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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