Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she looked like the before picture.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Shame - the story of my life.
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