This is the prime rib incident all over again
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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