we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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