Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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