And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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