Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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