I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Randomize
