I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
then he tried to convert me to islam
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Success! We fucked roommates!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm both gender and math confused
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