She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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