so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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