I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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