I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
