Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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