I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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