He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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