He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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