Yo dont text me then not text me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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