He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
