New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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