She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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