love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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