Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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