So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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