Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I feel great
I just peed on a car
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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