Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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