I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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