Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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