your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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