walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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