It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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