some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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