is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
