All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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