Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We talked him into tasing himself.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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