Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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