No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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